missionary dating...?
Okay, I got this from my friend Vangie's myspace...she included the following tips from a website called Date to Save..... is this woman really serious, is my question...but, you will at least get a guffaw or a chuckle or at the least a mystified grunt from the following:
http://www.datetosave.com/
(Let it be known that I do not condone or encourage this type of behavior. This is for laughs only.)
10 Christian Dating Tips for Effective Missionary Dating
1. If he tells your that you are hot...Tell him God made you hot.
2. If he wants to hold your hand...Give him a Bible.
3. If he tries to get closer...Tell him the Holy Spirit is wooing him.
4. If he asks to pay for dinner...Remind him that Jesus also paid a debt He did not owe!
5. If he reaches his arm around you...Tell him that nobody will ever be as close to you as Jesus is.(or ask him if you instead could "lay hands" on him in prayer)
6. If he tries to kiss you...Remind him that a kiss killed your Savior.(and you're not ready to "speak in tongues")
7. If he asks to come inside...Ask him if he has asked Jesus to come inside his heart.
8. If he tells you he loves you...Tell him that Jesus loves him.
9. If he gets angry that you won't put out...Clarify to him that W.W.J.D. does NOT mean "Who would Jesus Do."
10. After you dump him...Tell him that Jesus Christ will never leave or forsake him.
(huh.)
posted by Kate @ 6:27:00 PM
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2 Comments:
I saw this at Vangie's too. It reminds me of the pastor rapper dude singing "Baby Got Book." At first you think it's serious, then you think it's a complete joke, then you think maybe it's actually serious.
I would be somewhat surprised if this were serious. The question/answer section is way too ridiculous. Take this, for example: "I looked up yoked, and the dictionary says it's a "A crossbar with two U-shaped pieces that encircle the necks of a pair of oxen or other draft animals working together." I would never encourage anybody to do this on a date."
So I guess it's a good laugh. And if by some strange chance it's real, it's not exactly worth worrying about (aside from the already worrying fact that reality is completely blurred online).
i haven't checked out the website, only the list here, and I was thinking "uh ok I guess this could be serious..." but after getting to #10, I think and hope it is a joke. Thank God for laughter. He has a sense of humor after all, right?
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